The Real World, Prerecorded

The following scene has been changed
from its original version.
Cut and recut,
edited to keep you pleased,
formatted to fit your screen.
All names and places have been
changed or erased
to protect the innocent,
and guilty as charged.
There’s the matter of protection,
with the uninvolved still at large.
Parental discretion is still advised.
To protect and to serve,
so, stay in line or lose your place.
Follow the rules or you might get hurt.
Standby for further instructions.
Please standby.